What Are The Cucumber Periodicals?

Jonathan Cooper and Duke Savage are taking the news world by storm along with their star studded cast of field reporters. With the intellectual capacity to out diversify diversity and educate even the finest diplomats and PhD’s. We plan to claw our way to the top and become fair and just rulers and when we get there it will rival man’s first steps on the moon. So sit back, read up and enjoy the wondrous ride.